We need to have a chat. Sit down.
We need to talk about your autorecovery function. For example, why it is that you always pester me with useless autorecovery versions for files that were saved more recently.
However, you still insist on NEVER presenting me with autorecovery versions when there’s actually a legitimate need for them.
Like, you know, when you encounter an “unknown error” and summarily corrupt the files for over two hours’ worth of work.
Don’t laugh at me, you little shit. This is Serious Business.
Oh yeah, how would you like it if I gave you what was coming to you?
…oh. Well.. Um… let’s just go ahead and try doing that work again, then, huh? I mean… maybe it will go faster this time?