If you build it, they will come

  • (teacakemix lives in a lovely small town in rural Ohio that until recently only had McDonalds)
  • teacakemix: Oh! Oh! Did I tell you we got a Starbucks?
  • anthogna: HOLY SH*T [this is huge]
  • teacakemix: It's one of the ones embedded into the Grocery Store. And it's AMAZING
  • anthogna: Yes, I imagine it would be.
  • teacakemix: The Starbucks was built, and then, WILD HIPSTERS APPEARED.
  • anthogna: [imagining what would be expected of "hipsters" in teacakemix's community] ha ha
  • teacakemix: I went to get in line, and there was a kid in front of me with the skinniest of skinny black jeans, big gauges in his ears, black framed glasses and a t-shirt with Abraham Lincoln that said 'I drop beats not bombs'
  • anthogna: ... I ... wow. [totally didn't expect this level of hipster]
  • teacakemix: WHERE DID HE COME FROM? It was like he spontaneously came to life near Starbucks. Like mice in a pile of rags.
orphansovereign

lordwhat:

gerard-you-little-shit:

superherotimelorddetective:

choc-o-late:

est-offensa-et-mirari:

deppsydoodle:

deppsydoodle:

why is peter pan always flying?

he neverlands

I love this joke because it never grows old

It has a nice hook.

This doesn’t make sense. I’m lost, boys

MAYBE THIS IS WHY TINKERBELL IS ALWAYS FREAKIN PISSED OFF

Well that’s a fairy good point friend.

blue-author

euo:

euo:

john green is like “cant believe… i cast a woman…in a MOVIE…so..brave of ME….. hello..pay attention to me…. i am here”

"HELLO… i WROTE ABOUT…WHITE…HETEROSEXUALS….AND NOW A MOVIE…HELLO!!!!"

"HELLO… MY BROTHER AND I…TAKE WOMEN’S STORIES…AND CHANGE THEM SO THEY CAN BE VIEWED THROUGH OUR VALIDITY PRISM…THEN PROMOTE THE WOMEN…SO THEY CAN TELL OUR VERSION OF THEIR STORY…WHERE’S MY COOKIE?!?”

teacakemix

teacakemix:

motherfuckingshakespeare:

akafoxxcub:

the best is when you’re reminded that “nothing” is elizabethan slang for female genitals, so shakespeare literally titled his play

much ado about pussy

Ah, Shakespeare. Such fine and serious art. So serious.

It’s pretty safe to assume with Shakespeare that if you don’t get a line, it’s a sex joke.

And if you get the line?

It is still also a sex joke.

more accurately: “Much Ado about ‘No-Ting’”

And don’t get me started on Sonnet 20

timemachineyeah

timemachineyeah:

huntokar:

pardonmewhileipanic:

jackpowerx:

hellhound-gytrash:

letshaveapantsoffdanceoff:

motivationforfitness:

r-dart:

[edited out: apologism]

This is so much the outlook by many men on a woman’s hormonal fluctuation. As if there is no control. No matter what, women cannot have control of their bodies.

[edited out: rank misogyny]

I’m willing to bet that most people who are irritable are so because they’re uncomfortable or in pain - it’s really hard to be level-headed when you’re in gut-tearing amounts of pain.

The hormonal argument is the biggest load of crap - as if males don’t have hormones or don’t have a hormonal cycle. Actually, male hormone cycles are more frequent and less predictable.

http://www.goodtherapy.org/blog/male-hormonal-cycles-andropause-1009127

I’m not putting this out there to put one sex above the other but rather to point out that “hur hur hormones!!!” is a really ridiculous reason to discredit and entire group of people, especially when we all have hormones and hormonal cycles.

So we shouldn’t allow a woman president because she supposedly loses her shit and becomes hyperaggressive once a month, but we regularly give power to men who lose their shit and become hyperaggressive whenever a woman rejects their advances.

Seems legit.

[edited out: comment that starts with “I’m not trying to be sexist, but…”]

We can’t let women have power because once a month they turn into TOTAL… dudes.

I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again - 

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone. 

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time. 

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office.