Today in "Totally Not Surprising" science news

Really? I mean, who would have thought that all domesticated cattle around the world can be traced to a common herd of animals? Gee, that means that early humans must have SELECTIVELY BRED and DOMESTICATED this herd! What an amazing fucking discovery!

I bet the entire current Homo sapiens sapiens population originated from a common ancestry as well! HOLY SHIT, JUST THINK ABOUT THAT!